Length x Width
Uncircumscribed
Acute Ass
Inches
Hair Pi (girl group)
Ass Mass
1:1, The Fellatio Ratio
Add a Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs & Multiply
Sir Cum Ference
(this is a repost of something I put on Velveteen's Funstuff © in April '09)
Some of the most famous quotes from films almost didn’t make it; they were originally written differently. Here’s some examples of original lines of dialogue that were changed for the better:
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
“A census taker once tried to test me, but I asked him out to dinner. We had beans and wine.”
The Naughty Nineties (1945, Abbott & Costello)
Lou: “Who’s on first?”
Bud: “A guy named Leon MacTeague.”
Lou: “Who?”
Bud: “Exactly.”
When Harry Met Sally (1989)
“What did SHE eat?”
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
“Cripes Toto…this doesn’t look like the place that I know!”
Dr. No (1962)
“My name is James Bond from England.”
Apollo 13 (1995)
“Holy shit Houston…something just fucked up! Big time!”
Citizen Kane (1941)
“My sled….*gak*…”
A Few Good Men (1992)
“The truth?? Haha…yeah right. I don’t THINK so!”
(written years ago, for my pals and their slapdash band, it's list of band names they could consider)
1. The Proud Ordinaries
2. Shake-Ass City
3. Isotoner Slippers
4. The Deuce & Three
5. The Sneaky Feel-Ups
6. Don Knotts Landing
7. Tweaked Carpuscles
8. Ergonomic Cock
9. A Pox on Joy!
10. Charlie Can't Drive
11. Lowbrow Genius
12. Chances Are We Suck
13. Riptide Flipside
14. The Wooden Magnets
15. Blah-Blah & Yeah Right
16. Indifferent To Applause
17. Throw It This Way
18. Once Is Too Much
19. Wiped-Out & Haggard
20. Sellout Gary & His Money Whores
21. The Doctored
22. The Geigh Phags
23. Noisy
24. Tater & The Meat
25. Reverent Skullfuckers
26. Show's Cancelled
27. Because Isn't An Answer
28. Bruised From Fucking
29. Snog Me Arse
30. Snikt, Bamf & Thwip
31. The Caustic Lovers
32. Tony Danza Is The Boss!
33. Marginal
34. Latrine Gravy
35. Inately Cool
36. Balls-Deep & The Chin-Ticklers
37. Pacifists At War
38. Less Than Best
39. Revved-Up Moto-Racers
40. Satisfactorly Unsatisfied
