(written years ago, for my pals and their slapdash band, it's list of band names they could consider)

1.  The Proud Ordinaries
2.  Shake-Ass City
3.  Isotoner Slippers
4.  The Deuce & Three 
5.  The Sneaky Feel-Ups
6.  Don Knotts Landing
7.  Tweaked Carpuscles
8.  Ergonomic Cock
9.  A Pox on Joy!
10.  Charlie Can't Drive
11.  Lowbrow Genius
12.  Chances Are We Suck
13.  Riptide Flipside
14.  The Wooden Magnets
15.  Blah-Blah & Yeah Right
16.  Indifferent To Applause
17.  Throw It This Way
18.  Once Is Too Much
19.  Wiped-Out & Haggard
20.  Sellout Gary & His Money Whores
21.  The Doctored
22.  The Geigh Phags
23.  Noisy
24.  Tater & The Meat
25.  Reverent Skullfuckers
26.  Show's Cancelled
27.  Because Isn't An Answer
28.  Bruised From Fucking
29.  Snog Me Arse
30.  Snikt, Bamf & Thwip
31.  The Caustic Lovers
32.  Tony Danza Is The Boss!
33.  Marginal
34.  Latrine Gravy
35.  Inately Cool
36.  Balls-Deep & The Chin-Ticklers
37.  Pacifists At War
38.  Less Than Best
39.  Revved-Up Moto-Racers
40.  Satisfactorly Unsatisfied